The 3 Pretty Awesome Big Dreams That Warlords Use

*NOTE: This is a guest post from the talented Jonathan Figaro of JonathanFigaro.com. Jonathan has published a fantastic e-book which you can find here. Please check it out to get your free chapter!*

1. Don’t give up on your imagination

Dream BIG. Seriously dude, I want YOU to dream really BIG. Dream to the point where anything related to your ideas of success brings excitement and JOY to your life.  As kids, we always DREAMED. Sheesh, I dreamed a whole lot. I was lucky enough to NEVER lose my child-like imagination.

With dreams come opportunity, possibility and a positive life style. We all have an idea of how we would like to live if everything was going our way.

(Interlude)

Her first name Big, last name Dreams. I met this girl when I was three years old. She said, “Excuse my lil homie, I know you DON’T know me. But my name is Dreamy and I’m in love with you papi!”

Dreamy had scrawny arms, hair blown out like over-done pancakes, eyes that where sky blue, skin pale like milk, light grey hair on her arms and fingers as long as subway carts. Her body was super thick like Soap Opera Drama. I knew she was the one when I first met her. I said my name was Jonathan. We were by the sand box, I had gotten some sand in my ears and she was laughing uncontrollably.  She laughed so hard her pale face turned hot box red.

The more she giggled the more upset I became. So I turned away, pushed her to the side when I decided to move. She pulled me close, kissed me on the cheek and told me my breath smelled like baloney. I blushed, giggled and never left her sight from then on.

Each time we met was better than the next. We stayed up late during on our daily sleep overs or play dates running on planet Mars, eat dinner on Saturn, taking our separate baths on Pluto, taking hourly naps on Uranus and deciding to never come back to planet earth as long as we lived.

Dreamy always told me that the sky was the limit. Then she’d say, “That’s wrong!”, pointing her finger while I tried to defend the human race from space aliens in my bedroom. My mom would be cooking spinach and I had only until 6 p.m to destroy an entire pilgrimage before dusk, YUCK “face scrunches,” a heavy task indeed.

When Dreamy would approach me, I’d have my laser cannon 6000 on automatic ejaculation and she’d be walking into the battle field saying,” Jonathan!” I’d look at her with my shield protecting my body, so that the enemies wouldn’t be able to harm me and scream, ‘WHAT!”, dodging a few gremlins, sliding on moon rocks with dust kicking in my face.

She’d smile and then continue by saying, “You know how they say the SKY is the LIMIT.” She screamed this out as I nodded my head while wrestling with green monsters. She continued, THAT’S WRONG.” She echoed from the distance, there was a slight pause before ending it with “Because there’s NO LIMIT you have to look above the SKY! You can DO anything you put your MIND to!”

Her words caught me off guard, I stumbled into a crater (I was really just on my bed using my imagination and acting wild). Then my mom would come into my room, asking me if I was okay and would smile.  Dreamy would disappear for the moment and I’d fall asleep with her words imbedded into my cerebrum.

“There’s NO LIMIT. You have to look above the SKY! You can DO anything you put your MIND to!”

 2. Get Your Self a Dreamy

When I was young (wait I still am). Okay let me rephrase that. When I had to wear a diaper in order to use my utensils, my best friend was Dreamy as you’ve read. A girl I met once I was three years old. She was of course a figure of my imagination but brought me so much JOY. She told me things that excited my mind and caused me to believe I could do anything I put my mind to. So I did.

Get yourself a person, real or imaginary. Someone who will support you and tell you that you can make it and that you can reach high levels of happiness.  Shucks, if you can’t find no-one, then Dog-gone-it, use the man or woman in the mirror. Support YOURSELF! Empower YOURSELF, believe in yourself and TRUST your Inner Golden Monkey.

3. Trust Your Inner GOLDEN MONKEY

We all have an inner golden monkey. Most inner golden monkeys are coated in mud, muck and years of back insecurity.  Most golden monkeys are covered in a HUMAN lack in confidence and ability to see the glow inside themselves. It’s okay, because that’s why I’m here; to help you out.

The best way to see YOUR golden monkey is to say who you want to be and act in this manner from now on. I shall repeat this again, because that is one heavy line. The best way to see YOUR golden monkey is to, “Say who you want to be and act in this manner from now on.”

This means if you want to play baseball or be a playa, you wouldn’t stay home all day or tell yourself YOU can’t get any woman you want or hit a Home run right? You’d do the opposite. So get up, go to the MIRROR, say who you want to be and start walking in this direction.

P.S- This takes time. Nothing happens overnight. Even UPS couldn’t deliver this message.

What or who motivates YOU to DREAM BIG?!?!

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